Drink Canada Dry Links

I just might, at this rate, but still wake up without a headache. Sad, but true.

Slasher flick auteur just misunderstood loner, really (AgentBedhead)

Resurrecting Buffy (AmyGrindhouse)

Raise the Green Lantern (BWE)

Lance Armstrong has a stalker? (BusyBeeBlogger)

Adriana Lima’s got stork wings (LaughingStork)

Suri Cruise may really be an Asian mail order baby after all? (CeleBitchy)

Brooke Hogan’s album cover soon to grace stoner vans near you (CelebritySmack)

Why Amy Winehouse drinks (HolyMoly)

She’s once, twice, three times a virgin? (CelebuWreck)

Duelling hats; the Queen vs the Pope (Crunk+Disorderly)

Katy Perry is a girlparts blocker (DailyStab)

Bling gone bust (Gawker)

Lily Allen about to be stricken from the face of the Earth by a righteous God? (DListed)

Recasting the Supreme Court (Movieline)

Hugh Hefner passes the baton (GabbyBabble)

Britain’s Got Tangents (UKPopSugar)

Isn’t that Tweet? (INO)

Gonzo Gaga (Websters)

Julia Roberts, also a size queen (ASL)

Television -> Reality? (SeriouslyOMG)

Jennifer Love Hewitt’s summer soundtrack (PopBytes)