Earl Grey Monday Linkpost

Oh yes, it’s Monday. Is it EVER Monday. Mercury and Mars are in retrograde, so I was told by a very authoritative person on Twitter who claims to be Susan Boyle’s cat, and that’s a sign of internet cred if ever I’ve seen one. Anyway, when I’ve got a case of the Mondays, nothing cheers me up quite so much as the realization I get paid to drink psychoactive beverages and read gossip blogs for a living, so here’s your roundup for the day:

UPDATE: was it EVERY Monday, because the internet went out while I was working on this post. So now it’s Tuesday. But these are still interesting, I promise!

Fame hasn’t changed James Cameron (AgentBedhead)

Duckface a deux (AllieIsWired)

Someone bought the cow (AmyGrindhouse)

Taylor Lautner, action man (BricksAndStones)

Betty White wins the SuperBowl (BusyBeeBlogger)

Bent it like Beckham (LaughingStork)

Duckface denied (CeleBitchy)

This is Paris Hilton’s autobiography (CelebDirtyLaundry)

Motley Crue’s show apparently not as interesting as
the audience (CelebrityMound)

Dr Death is Bad, so bad, you know it (CelebritySmack)

The Poopmobile (Lolebrity)

JLo loves her tard (CityRag)

Blogger vs Bullock (CelebrityVIPLounge)

The REAL reason for the Ginger Hate (CelebBuzz)

Andre Leon Talley wants to be on Top(Crunk+Disorderly)

Britney’s visiting her old haunts(CrazyDaysAndNights)

Five Also-Rans (Gawker)

Carrie Underwood won the Superbowl? (DailyStab)

ARod working his way through Hollywood (DanasDirt)

Donatella Versace does NOT go au naturel (DListed)

Kendra Wilkinson plays the Crying Game (EvilBeet)

Kendra Wilkinson speaks! (GabbyBabble)

Kiefer consumes solid food (HaveUHeard)

St Brangelina reunited (HollywoodBackwash)

Jenna Jameson gets a Princess Leia makeover(HollywoodRag)

Hilary
Duff wigs out (HollywoodTuna)

Pink’s whiteout (INeedMyFix)

Dr Ruth’s new look (IBBB)

Levi Johnson Desperate for attention
(JanetCharltonsHollywood)

Sandra Bullock chooses couture (JustJared)

Beyonce floored! (LitelySalted)

Who IS that? (MaterialBitch)

Inside the Oscars (MovieLine)

Kanye doesn’t care about wait people (PerezHilton)

Ed not so Hardy under fire (PinkIsTheNewBlog)

Valentines Day comes early in Hollywood (PopSugar)

Not the first government bailout (WizbangPop)

What Jay-Z wakes up to (PopBytes)

Clone Farrah Fawcett (Radar)

Justin Timberlake gets a makeover (SeriouslyOMG)

The Invincible Onion Ring (SocialiteLife)

Superbowl Ad Superbowl (SquareEyes)