En Garde!

Multi-purpose prize

Now here’s an award that will come in handy for eviscerating those pesky home intruders and autograph hunters.  So much more effective than those puny statuettes they dole out at the Oscars! 

One Response to “En Garde!”

  1. Jennie April 18, 2008 at 11:54 pm #

    Doncha lurve it when actresses finally reach the age when they can have fun and quit taking themselves so damned seriously!