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Shia LaBoeufcake is horny! (Towleroad)

Clay Aiken is saving himself…forever! (Defamer)

Julie Newmar is Cougarwoman! (Copyranter)

Speaking of Catwoman, Sean Young’s drunken tirade earns her a one-way ticket to rehab (Dlisted)

Craig, Daniel Craig, defends new Bond flick (AgentBedhead)

Ricci, Christina Ricci is groped by an ape (CelebritySmack)

The economics of Amy Winehouse (Derober)

Thank you, Jesus! It’s Viggo Mortensen! (TheMeatScale)

Britney Spears blah blah crazy blah blah paparazzi blah… (IDLYITW)

Ali Larter and the Chocolate Suite of Diet Doom (DailyStab)

Spice and Nice (CelebrityBabyScoop)

Gwen Stefani: baby on board! (CelebrityDirtyLaundry)

Lindsay Lohan is on and off the wagon like a pioneer with a weak bladder (CeleBitchy)

Eva Longoria uses dead people to hook up with George Clooney? (People)

Con artist poses as Heath Ledger’s dad (NYP)

Sandra Oh, explained (GoFugYourself)

Adrian Grenier’s nuts! (HolyCandy)

Nicole Richie is tiny again, caffeinated again (ImNotObsessed)

Presenting: Britney Spears in Alfred Hitchcock’s The Paparazzi (GalleryOfTheAbsurd)

Yes, Uma Thurman is, in fact, perfect (Egotastic)

Miley Ray Cyrus is legal in at least ONE way now (Mollygood)

Verne “Mini Me” Troyer ambushed by accusatory paparazzo (PerezHilton)

Crispin “Rat Catching” Glover’s ex takes to YouTube for some teary vengence (Gawker)

Drew “He’s My Best Friend” Barrymore is fully Mac Guy compatible (WebstersIsMyBitch)

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