Evangeline Lilly Links

As my old friend from Canadian grade school would say, moan doo! The lovely Lilly is here gilded with a plain brown wrapper and – worse! – a plain brown satin FORMAL JUMPSUIT wrapper. Look, I’m not going to lie: I had this when I was eight, only it was terrycloth, it had shorts instead of jodhpur legs, and even then my mother told me not to walk around with my hands in my pockets. “Only poor people walk around with their hands in their pockets,” she said. I have no idea if they do or not, but they certainly don’t pose on red carpets with their hands in their pockets, do they? Also: my grandmother had those shoes. She wore them for dances at The Home.

Oh, I am SO DONE with this girl. First she toys with my favorite hobbit’s heart, and then she wears this. Give me gossip links!

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