Even penguins find Jessica Alba really hot
After being named FHM’s “Sexiest Woman” for 2007 and Yahoo! Personals most desired female, and pretty much having the most googled thong-clad ass on the internet, where does one go from there?
If you’re Jessica Alba, you move on to building up a new fanbase. While filming Good Luck Chuck with some African penguins. she was able to parlay her sexual allure to overcome her co-stars’ “spasticity” and social awkwardness:
“They’re lovely little animals and they don’t like everybody, but they liked me right away. I found a way to tickle them on their neck, which is how their handlers do it. Usually they are kind of spastic and stiff, but they would lay down and kind of purr when I did that. That’s when I knew they liked me.”
Sources on the set said she also won many penguin admirers with her impersonations of a succulent fish begging to be caught from a pond (as shown above). What a doll! It’s only a matter of time before she tops the “Celebrity I’d Most Like To Be Monogamous With” list in Menguins magazine.
Aw, man, now I’m really jealous. Not only is she all kinds of gorgeous, but she got to pet real, live penguins? That is so cool. How come petting penguins isn’t part of my job description? Stupid law firm.
Spastic and stiff? Aren’t they antonyms?
Jessica Alba is a butterface. Ugh.
Why are her two front teeth pale blue?
Is it possible to get Jessica to go on a European tour during the NFL season??? please! Tony Romo needs to FOCUS.