Everybody’s watching “Dancing with the Stars”

“No, no you’ve got it all wrong. It’s quick-quick-slow-quick-quick-slow, cross body lead, switch, open break, back spot turn, cross body again, kick swivel, right side pass and THEN open hip twist.”
“Sigh. Mark Cuban makes it look so easy.”
“Bear with me, I can’t figure out which one of us is supposed to lead!”
Groaaaaaaaaan.