Oh, go on! Hit him!

Team Sandy! Sandra Bullock blindsided by Fate? (True/Slant)

Dirtiest leprechaun joke EV-AR (Lolebrity)

Jesse James apologizes (CelebritySmack)

So porn is good for you now? (PornstarBabylon)

Hobbit is handsy (AgentBedhead)

Ke$ha has actual power? (AmyGrindhouse)

Sandra Bullock is outtahere! (BusyBeeBlogger)

Boy George can verify Lady Gaga is wangless (AllieIsWired)

Well, she IS an actress! (CelebDirtyLaundry)

Kate Winslet’s marriage RIP (LaughingStork)

Alec Baldwin is in fine form (CeleBitchy)

Winnie Cooper is knocked up (DailyStab)

Get sexy texts from Tiger! (Gawker)

Twilightweight! (DListed)

RIP Fess Parker (EOnline)

Corey blogs Corey (EvilBeet)

Miley Cyrus pulls a Cher (GabbyBabble)

Meanwhile, Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning are still together (HaveUHeard)

Sandra Bullock put a ring on it, and it’s staying (INeedMyFix)

Paging Jerry Springer! (IBBB)

Reese Witherspoon stars as…a blogger??? (JustJared)

Heidi Ho! (LitelySalted)

But she’ll always have Gene Kelly (Movieline)

Robert Pattinson will always have London (UKPopSugar)

Flashforward Back! (SeriouslyOMG)

Kellan Lutz has a trick! (TenGossip)

Oh yes, that’s exactly right, Brit-Brit. This is how you dispel rumours that you’ve flipped out again; you walk around Beverly Hills in an 80’s dress, holding hands with your agent/boyfriend/sobrietybuddy wearing a leopardskin crown and Minnie Mouse ears on your head. Well done, girlfriend!

(via PoorBritney)

This is a strong look, for red-blooded girls. Perhaps it’s a knowing reference to the time Alexander McQueen sent a model down the runway with a conspicuous string dangling, as if her ladyparts were an old-fashioned ceiling fixture.

Oh, honey! I remember when my parents would take the whole family to the drive-through and I’d get to wear my pajamas and carry an overnight bag for my blankie and my dolly and sit on the hood of the car and watch the movie while my parents got up to god-knows-what inside the car, but I don’t recall there being a red carpet.

Oh, lookie! They’ve got the blankie too!

“Juliet? You’re breaking up…look, why don’t we just meet at the churchyard? You bring the eyeliner and candles, I’ll bring some Evanescence CDs.”

He Pingping was a small wonder (True/Slant)

Bogie prepares to par-tay! (Lolebrity)

Iggy goes off-script (AgentBedhead)

The Betty and Veronica of male has-beens continue their respective roles (AmyGrindhouse)

Russell Brand can’t even walk barefoot correctly (BusyBeeBlogger)

Britney’s on the loose! (CeleBitchy)

Irish sayings for St. Patrick’s Day (CelebritySmack)

American Idol is killer (CelebDirtyLaundry)

Michael Lohan has a heart??? (DailyStab)

Kim Cattrall, Cat woman (INeedMyFix)

Kirstie Alley is cheap and irreligious! (HaveUHeard)

Shia Labeouf  should have gotten a hook! (GabbyBabble)

Have you seen Kate Winslet’s bum? (EvilBeet)

Betty White is a goddess! (IBBB)

Justin Biehber is a Twit! (LitelySalted)

Coco is a dictator! (Movieline)

Ben Stiller is a victim! (SeriouslyOMG)

Supernatural is covered! (TenGossip)

Northern Irish Deputy First Minister Martin McGuinness fails to impress Senator Clinton. She, in return, shows him what she’s got.

“Oh, pshaw!” says Adam Lambert. “THIS old thing?”

Oscar goes Goth (Lolebrity)

No Poe, yo! (AgentBedhead)

Gonzo Gaga (True/Slant)

Charisma is important in bed (BusyBeeBlogger)

Jude Law is a Bad Dad (CeleBitchy)

RPattz is cougarbait (CelebDirtyLaundry)

Bad Girls are back, bitches! (CelebritySmack)

Becks badly bashed! (PopBytes)

Jessica Simpson is gross (Dailystab)

Play an evil prank on Anne Hathaway (Gawker)

Tila Tequila is not even fit to blog! (GossipCop)

Celebrity namecalling (CityRag)

Rielle annoying (EvilBeet)

Two wrongs don’t make a right (GoFugYourself)

Mischa Barton brings out the evil in all of us (INeedMyFix)

Your security is in this man’s hands. Sleep well tonight (Movieline)

Ed Norton kills off the Hulk (PinkIsTheNewBlog)

Dance, monkeys, dance! (TenGossip)

You’re addicted to Fabulous!

Yeah, I wouldn’t want to show my face in that either.

Nikki Sixx loves her for her mind.

Salma Hayek and Karl Lagerfeld share some happy mammories (Lolebrity)

You can see Mom’s *ts! (AgentBedhead)

Christina Ricci almost flashes her t*ts! (PopOnThePop)

Stacy Dash will show you her t*ts on the first date (AmyGrindhouse)

Amanda Seyfried shows off her t*ts and her tude (CeleBitchy)

Lilo keeps t*ts covered, but gets drilled anyway (AllieIsWired)

Lady Gaga’s t*ts need to get back up where they belong (BusyBeeBlogger)

Lady Gaga’s t*ts banned by MTV (Gawker)

Offspring of t*t-flashing Playmate turning out okay (CelebDirtyLaundry)

Andrew Dice Clay marries a t*tty movie actress (CelebritySmack)

Lindsay Lohan’s hat upstages her t*ts (HolyMoly)

This story has nothing to do with t*ts but GOD that dress is AWESOME (MoeJackson)

Megan Fox’s t*ts absent from ass gallery (CityRag)

Muppet gets massive t*t implants (IBBB)

Elmo gets handsy with Aubrey O’Day’s t*tties (EvilBeet)

Jennifer Garner shows off her girls (GabbyBabble)

Rosario Dawson’s t*ts get lots of support (GoFugYourself)

Lindsay Lohan is fixated on cow t*tties (LaineyGossip)

Beyonce’s t*ts support her man in Brooklyn (HaveUHeard)

Brit’s t*ts getting smaller? (PoorBritney)

Does Julie Bowen have plastic t*ts? (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)

George Clooney’s man-t*ts in a dowdy shirt (INeedMyFix)

Forehead T*ttaes! (Movieline)

Mad Men Moobs (PerezHilton)

Kellan Lutz airs out his mant*tties (TenGossip)

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