Ayyyy! http://ayyyy.com Gently Making Fun of the Famous Wed, 23 May 2012 15:46:22 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 Perfect PJs http://ayyyy.com/perfect-pjs/ http://ayyyy.com/perfect-pjs/#comments Wed, 23 May 2012 15:46:22 +0000 raincoaster http://ayyyy.com/?p=8047 perfect party pajamas

perfect party pajamas

Once again we are referencing one of our favorite blogs, GiantPantsOfThe30s, which recently featured these breathtaking hostess pajamas. We are the iconoclasts of the Manolosphere in adoring proper pj’s for party or casual wear. These are good enough for the Museum of Fine Arts, so do not doubt they are good enough for your next dinner party, where you will channel Katherine Hepburn or Carole Lombard, depending on your mood, your hair colour, and whether your gimlet contains vodka or gin.

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]]> http://ayyyy.com/lessons-from-professor-bill-murray/feed/ 0 Bill Murray, Mad(ras) Man http://ayyyy.com/bill-murray-madras-man/ http://ayyyy.com/bill-murray-madras-man/#comments Fri, 18 May 2012 07:16:14 +0000 raincoaster http://ayyyy.com/?p=8041 Bill Murray in Madras in Cannes

Bill Murray in Madras in Cannes

Oh, Bill Murray, will  you marry me? Or at least lend me that jacket? Once a preppie, always a preppie; check out the topsiders and Wayfarers. Bill Murray is the true Midlife Maharajah of Madras.

]]> http://ayyyy.com/bill-murray-madras-man/feed/ 0 Hump Day Hunk: Celebrity Chef Bobby Flay http://ayyyy.com/hump-day-hunk-celebrity-chef-bobby-flay/ http://ayyyy.com/hump-day-hunk-celebrity-chef-bobby-flay/#comments Wed, 16 May 2012 14:00:49 +0000 raincoaster http://ayyyy.com/?p=8032 Bobby Flay, eh

Bobby Flay, eh

I’ve been house-sitting for the past two months, and while this palatial abode comes with Netflix, wifi, and a couple of hundred tv channels, I’ve got Food Network on basically 24/7. Can’t imagine why…

I like a man who comes with his own condiments

I like a man who knows how to handle his condiments

Leather-clad, badass ginger with fondness for the ponies, a possible attitude problem and an affinity for feats of athleticism? I’m signing up for THAT tasting menu!

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Nirvana and RuPaul

Nirvana and RuPaul

igirl99
April 2, 2012 at 1:05 am #

They were, without question, the worst Supremes cover band of all time.

Congratulations and imaginary swag to igirl99, a second-time winner, if my memory does not fail me. For her victory, we shall award her a case of black smudge stick eye liner from Stila and the very plaid, very 90′s Eugenia Kim black and beige ‘Sammy’ trooper hat from Bluefly.

Eugenia Kim black and beige plaid wool 'Sammy' trooper hat

Smells like…VICTORY!

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Wonk Eye is all in the family

No, it’s not a cougar/cub prowling pack trying to make winky eye contact: it’s genetics, and proof, as if more proof were needed, that there are some things that cannot be corrected by surgical intervention. Something to think about before making the choice to reproduce, eh Paris?

]]> http://ayyyy.com/all-in-the-family/feed/ 0 Happy Cougar’s Day http://ayyyy.com/happy-cougars-day/ http://ayyyy.com/happy-cougars-day/#comments Mon, 14 May 2012 03:58:36 +0000 raincoaster http://ayyyy.com/?p=8018 Helen Mirren and Judi Dench take over the WORLD

Helen Mirren and Judi Dench take over the WORLD

It’s their world. We just live in it. Sure, sure, only one of them has reproduced, but just think how much greater the world would be if we all had a little of that DNA.

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Karl Kaption Kontest

Karl Kaption Kontest

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Linda Evangelista, Supermodel

Say hello to Linda Evangelista, Miss Teen Saint Catherines, Ontario, and the best reason you’ll see today to feel better about your OWN 80′s hair.

]]> http://ayyyy.com/hair-we-have-a-situation/feed/ 0 Friday Caption Contest Results: Suri Stare Edition http://ayyyy.com/friday-caption-contest-results-suri-stare-edition/ http://ayyyy.com/friday-caption-contest-results-suri-stare-edition/#comments Wed, 09 May 2012 15:14:07 +0000 raincoaster http://ayyyy.com/?p=8006 We’re catching up on choosing the winners in our Caption Contests, having come to the realization you’re too smart to work for nothing, even if the something you’re awarded is completely imaginary! so…We’re starting with Suri and her hypnotic stare. Don’t forget to enter our current caption contest.

Suri Googleyes
Suri Googleyes

Desideria April 30, 2012 at 6:41 pm

“Mommy, in today’s auditing session, I finally achieved a State of Clear.”

Congratulations and imaginary swag to first-time winner Desideria. And now, to the illustrious hypothetical presentation of the swag of virtuality. To our Scientology-savvy winner, we present the Suri-worthy Fossil Kathleen Cat Eye sunglasses.

Fossil Kathleen Cat Eye

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