http://ayyyy.com Gently Making Fun of the Famous Sun, 11 May 2008 12:17:36 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Happy Mother's Day to all our dear readers! Sometimes living up to the standards set by Dina Lohan can be inordinately tiring, so we hope you and your moms have a wonderfully restful and enjoyable day today. Share This http://ayyyy.com/2008/05/11/happy-mothers-day/ Which of the above appeals to your innate sense of style more? From this simple test alone, we can determine whether you forge new paths in fashion trends or are content to be one of the herd!Share This http://ayyyy.com/2008/05/10/leader-or-follower/ La Toya Jacksanity (SeriouslyOMG) Nicolette Sheridan exudes fabulousness (Celebslam) America's next top freak (IBBB) Madonna Global Media Domination Tour (JensJuice) Tom Cruise loses his Packer (AgentBedhead) Ginger Spice and the Goth Lesbian of Doom (ImNotObsessed) Britney Spears and Big Sur (DailyStab) Play the Celebrity Cosmetic Surgery Game! (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery) Daydream Believer in the magic of Davy Jones Karaoke (Defamer) Amy ... http://ayyyy.com/2008/05/10/friday-ambivalencyon-the-other-hand/ If you were to draw a thought bubble above the koala's head what would it say? (a) Those Kardashians are such hangers on. (b) While you're back there, can you use your face to wipe my ass too? (c) Reality show stars - a more serious problem than climate change. (d) This is the most ... http://ayyyy.com/2008/05/09/ayyyy-pop-quiz-16-2/ I've never gotten the appeal of Nigella Lawson. I've caught her show a few times and it's a-ight and when I worked in a bookstore in college I'd occasionally get a new box of cookbooks with Nigella on the cover with her in a tight shirt fellating or preparing to ... http://ayyyy.com/2008/05/09/garnishes-gone-bad/ One is Playboy's Playmate of the Year, the other is P. Diddy's pop tart of the moment.Share This http://ayyyy.com/2008/05/09/who-wore-it-better-25/ Indiana Jones and the Fortress of Suckitude? (AgentBedhead) Cindy Crawford and the Potion of Immortality (IBBB) Ashley Olsen: "Small world, isn't it?" Elizabeth Hurley: "Too small for the two of us" (CelebritySmack) That woman is old enough to be your granddaughter, George Clooney! (DListed) This is how we say goodbye in Hollywood (Defamer) Throw me ... http://ayyyy.com/2008/05/08/indiana-jones-and-the-conspiracy-of-links/ Manolo says, certainly not Isabella Rossellini. Wired: Were you concerned that dressing up in a bee costume might affect your image as a high-style glamour icon? Isabella Rossellini: I never really think about what I have to do to stick to my image. I just follow what I like to do. ... http://ayyyy.com/2008/05/08/who-says-there-are-no-good-roles-for-older-actresses/ Just be thankful Kylie Minogue decided to add an extra K on the end.  Otherwise it could have ended up more awkward than having someone's hand firmly wedged against your perfectly formed backside in order to maintain the entire troupe's centre of gravity.Share This http://ayyyy.com/2008/05/08/kylie-supremacy/ 1. This is how you safely secure your assistant before throwing knives at them  2. See what happens when you play around with superglue? 3. The nice lady bodyguard is just protecting Justin from his fans 4. They are participating in an earthquake drill 5. Kabbalah demands itShare This http://ayyyy.com/2008/05/08/ways-to-explain-a-madonna-concert-to-little-kids/