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		<title>French for Beginners, with Jean Dujardin</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Why Jean, that&#8217;s quite a good point you make. What&#8217;s more, it reminds me of something&#8230; Welcome to Hump Day, y&#8217;all!]]></description>
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		<title>BeyonceAYYYY!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[We all have those pictures from high school that we hoped had been buried forever. And we find them posted to Facebook when our &#8220;friends&#8221; get into the prosecco. I&#8217;m sorry, Beyonce, we can no more let you live this down than we can these two. Acid wash isn&#8217;t for jeans; it&#8217;s for our eyeballs [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Friday Caption Contest Results: Vanessa Paradis Edition</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I think this one actually scared off most of the commenters, but nonetheless what entries there were were solid, so we are pleased to announce our winner: igirl99 January 28, 2012 at 9:58 pm And now, Tales From the Crypt, sponsored by Chanel… Congratulations and imaginary swag to igirl99, who I believe is a first-time [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://ayyyy.com/friday-caption-contest-results-vanessa-paradis-edition/</link>
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		<title>Friday Caption Contest: It WALKS!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Do what you do best in the comments section for fabulous, completely imaginary prizes! Zombie Pippa Middleton has it coming.]]></description>
		<link>http://ayyyy.com/friday-caption-contest-it-walks/</link>
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		<title>Keira&#8217;s Back!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Stars should never get themselves ready for a premiere; whatever Keira saved on self-tanner at the spa in advance of her outing the other night she will have to spend on PR to bury these horrible, mottled images. And to deny the rumour that she&#8217;s going to play the title role in Hidalgo II. On [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Friday Caption Contest: Vanessa Paradis</title>
		<description><![CDATA[From my new favoritest blog, the horrifying and delightful Celebrity Closeups. Do what you do best in the captions:]]></description>
		<link>http://ayyyy.com/friday-caption-contest-vanessa-paradis/</link>
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		<title>A Sporting Chance</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Every now and again Twitter redeems itself and shakes off the tedious uplifting quote bots, SEO gurus, and other such riff-raff and presents to my jaded eyen something pure gold. Like this. &#160; &#160; So this is how the 1% are staying ahead of the pitchforked mobs nowadays. Skijoring with a $270,000 car instead of a husky.]]></description>
		<link>http://ayyyy.com/a-sporting-chance/</link>
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		<title>Portrait of the Uma as a Young Woman</title>
		<description><![CDATA[You see it, don&#8217;t you? What better proof of the enduring nature of classical beauty could there be than the resemblance of this portrait from 160 years ago, to today&#8217;s celebrated beauty, Uma Thurman? True, no casting director would have chased after Miss Helen Duinham&#8217;s brougham, begging her to play The Bride in Kill Bill, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://ayyyy.com/portrait-of-the-uma-as-a-young-woman/</link>
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		<title>Lost and Found!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This is terrifying and sad, readers. It is nothing more nor less than the death of childhood. Turns out Snufalupagus, everyone&#8217;s secret favorite Sesame Street character, has finally turned up, in the most tragic way possible. I mean, that&#8217;s not even a good colour for Aretha!]]></description>
		<link>http://ayyyy.com/lost-and-found/</link>
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		<title>Sleek! Chic!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Dear readers, we have a confession to make. While we&#8217;re aware of the talents of the original YSL, of Halston, of even He Who Shall Not Be Named, we are, frankly, always up for a little more fun than they typically represent. A little fillip. A little mod in our mode, if not, indeed, a [...]]]></description>
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