Flavour of the month

Campari Orange, it’s the choice of all fine-bodied Latina starlets who also make sexy limited edition calendars and placate wild wolves in their spare time:

‘‘I had a lot of fun during the photo shoot. When we shot Little Red Riding Hood, I had to work with a real wolf, and I can tell you he was very passionate, too, as you can tell by the pictures.

“Throughout the whole shoot, I kept saying my favourite Italian word ‘tranquillo, tranquillo’ to the wolf to keep him calm,’’ she said.

Well what else could Eva do under the difficult circumstances? That’s probably the only diplomatic thing you can say when your vulpine co-model keeps seething under his breath “They promised me I would be working with Jessica Alba!”