Friday Caption Contest (and bonus ACTUAL contest with ACTUAL prizes)
Do your best/worst in the comments to caption this beauteous picture of feminine grace and win a fabulous, completely imaginary prize. And then you can click here and enter a contest with an ACTUAL physically real prize (sorry, greater LA area only).
In trying to break into the super-luxury market, lazy-boy’s newest chair lift comes with it’s own human attendant.
You see? I can make anything look good!
Drunken interloper given the bum’s rush offstage.
When we start to wish you were on the “where are they now?” listings, you’ve likely overstayed your welcome. Exit gracefully, or we’ll haul your ass away. Gently, but away.
“Hold it, Nick…” …