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Hmm. Questionable talent. Check. A bit of plastic surgery. Check. Posh upbringing. Check. Where’s Andre`? We need this girl on July’s cover.
Yes, yes. Smooth, creamy skin. No stretch marks. Excellent, excellent. I could use a new pair of boots.
Ooo, I’ll take her! Tartare or en croute? Hmmm.