Friday Caption Contest: Aubrey O’Day edition

February 5, 2011 in Caption Contest, Rockers and Popstars, Starlets with 7 Comments

Let’s see if we can’t get back on track here with that no-fail staple of celebrity blogs everywhere, the Friday Caption Contest. Do your best/worst to pointless bimbo Aubrey O’Day and her furry friend: give it to them right in the comments section.

That's the closest she ever came to getting engaged, you know

That's the closest either of them ever came to getting engaged, you know

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7 Responses to “Friday Caption Contest: Aubrey O’Day edition”

  1. April Smith February 5, 2011 at 3:39 am #

    BAAAAADDD!! Tickle Me Elmo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. renalfailure February 5, 2011 at 11:41 am #

    Elmo drinks your milkshake, whether you want him to or not.

  3. Rhea Pollstry February 5, 2011 at 1:24 pm #

    Her milkshake brings all the whatever the fuck Elmo is to the yard.

  4. Jenna February 7, 2011 at 11:40 am #

    Tickle me, Elmo.

  5. Jo February 7, 2011 at 6:23 pm #

    New “Grope Me Elmo” available in life sized edition.

  6. Mother Theresa February 8, 2011 at 2:05 pm #

    And yet again, when asked about her sexual orientation, Aubrey O’Day stated that she couldn’t say “one way or another” what her sexual preference is at this point in her life.

  7. Mother Theresa February 8, 2011 at 2:09 pm #

    Or:

    It was a sad day for children everywhere when Elmo traded in Sesame Street for porn films.