Friday Caption Contest: Candace Bergen Edition
Yes, ladies, gentlemen, and the undecided, it’s back! Please, please, no squealing!
And if we keep our shizz together we may even post who won the last one.
For now, here is your lawful prey, the lovely and talented Miss Candace Bergen. Captions in the comments, like always. Putting them on Facebook isn’t going to win you any imaginary swag!











Zsa Zsa Gabor shows off her new face as she displays the box she keeps the old ones in.
The new hostess of Romper Room was rather terrifying.
I’m looking. Lay off it. That bitch from Narnia is in here somewhere, I know it. I’ll find her. Wait – what? My face won’t freeze this way. That’s a crock of shit.
Like Pinocchio in reverse, Candice Bergen is succumbing to her father’s spell and becoming an exaggerated wooden puppet version of her human self.