Friday Caption Contest: Mariah Suits Up Edition
Do your best/worst in the comments section. And YES, we will announce the winner of the last contest very soon, provided there isn’t another “Canadian Prairie Freak Show” incident on the bus tomorrow. Wish me luck!











Photoshop this Cosmo! I had food and I liked it!
When in doubt, add jazz hands.
What do you mean I’m voted off the island!? I just got here.
Can this woman not find anything that fits? If she’s not stuffed into skintight minis, she’s wearing a baggy swimsuit. Seriously, she would look so much better if she wore something that actually fit her. However, I acknowledge that the angle is not that great so this picture may just look bad and that her swimsuit does fit her beautifully and is not too tight or too loose.
“Why you so obsessed with me?!?”
“Pick me….Pick me to be the next Bond girl”