Friday Caption Contest: Mario Lopez

September 19, 2009 in Fashion Victim, Hunks with 17 Comments

Because Lady Gaga is just too easy:

 Mario Lopez on Nip and Tuck

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17 Responses to “Friday Caption Contest: Mario Lopez”

  1. Brass Knuckles Belt Buckle September 19, 2009 at 4:47 am #

    I had no idea…

  2. Frontier Former Editor September 19, 2009 at 7:43 am #

    “Do you think my ass looks fat in this, Mark-Paul?”

  3. Frontier Former Editor September 19, 2009 at 7:46 am #

    “Does my ass look fat in this, Mark-Paul? Paul Verhoeven wants me to audition for Showgirls II.”

  4. Frontier Former Editor September 19, 2009 at 7:47 am #

    Sorry, the website was acting funny. I’ll stay with comment #2.

  5. Metro September 19, 2009 at 9:03 am #

    “He’ll do press-ups, and chin-ups
    Do the snatch, clean and jerk
    He thinks dynamic tension must be hard work
    Such strenuous living I just don’t understand
    When in just seven days, oh baby,
    I can make you a ma-a-a-an!”

  6. qc September 19, 2009 at 12:04 pm #

    Mom?

  7. Jennie September 19, 2009 at 5:22 pm #

    Dammit Janet! I’m just a transexual, transvestite, from Transylvania…

  8. Zenevieva September 20, 2009 at 6:42 pm #

    Do you think I need to shave my legs to wear this? You know how finicky those Dancing with the Stars judges can be.

  9. neverbeenbarbie September 20, 2009 at 10:05 pm #

    See? See? I TOLD you it would look better on me!

  10. raincoaster September 21, 2009 at 2:33 am #

    This is gonna be tough. Should have the decision up by late afternoon Monday.

  11. gemdiva September 21, 2009 at 6:51 pm #

    “OK Paul”, said the lady from HR. “Let’s review the dress code for Casual Friday one more time, shall we?”

    Hope I’m not too late :-)

  12. Stiletto September 22, 2009 at 6:48 pm #

    Mario you got some ‘splainin’ to do!

  13. Stiletto September 22, 2009 at 6:54 pm #

    “And this is how we gonna distract those pesky border patrols as we smuggle in Uncle Julio…”

  14. Stiletto September 22, 2009 at 6:56 pm #

    “Look, Ma, no penis!”

  15. Stiletto September 22, 2009 at 7:05 pm #

    Mexican victory at The Alamo 2.0!

  16. Stiletto September 22, 2009 at 7:11 pm #

    “Chips, dips, chains and whips.”

  17. yourmacho December 31, 2009 at 12:58 am #

    I knew it …! He s gay ..! Wow …!
    Come to my arms , baby …! I will make you my favorite lady …!