Friday Caption Contest: Pamela Anderson and Richie Rich

Um, words fail me. Perhaps you’ll be inspired to eloquence by the following? If so, put it in the comments to win fabulous, completely imaginary prizes!

5 Responses to “Friday Caption Contest: Pamela Anderson and Richie Rich”

  1. gemdiva September 27, 2009 at 11:12 pm #

    All hail to Miss Naked Roller Derby 2009!!

  2. enygma September 28, 2009 at 4:50 pm #

    I know that she used to get paid for being naked, but Pam needs to put some clothes on. You never see her out in public without something hanging out somewhere. That can’t be good for her kids.

  3. PammyGoHome September 28, 2009 at 7:56 pm #

    Pamela Anderson’s freesia-scented bankruptcy secrets revealed: she’ll knock over bystanders and give the shirt off her back for an ostentatious bouquet.

  4. Jodie September 28, 2009 at 7:57 pm #

    At least before she knocked poor kid down to get at the flowers she thought were rightfully Brittany’s, she said “Imma letchoo finnish”

  5. Jennie September 30, 2009 at 5:47 pm #

    It’s been difficult to find something to say that is PG 13…..

    Pam accepted the first ever award for a knock out punch using only her boobs.