Friday Caption Contest: Paris Hilton Edition

Paris Devo Hilton

Go on and give it to her in the comments section. As always, she’s just asking for it. Best caption of the week wins a fabulous, completely imaginary prize!

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10 Responses to “Friday Caption Contest: Paris Hilton Edition”

  1. renalfailure June 26, 2010 at 12:13 pm #

    Never wear a hat with a larger cup size than you.

  2. Pooz June 26, 2010 at 12:17 pm #

    That’s not a hat, it’s the actual shape of her skull.

  3. Pooz June 26, 2010 at 12:30 pm #

    That hat is her home where she coils up to sleep at night. HER HOME!

  4. Rhea Pollstry June 26, 2010 at 1:18 pm #

    The de-evolution of breasts.

  5. Phyllis June 26, 2010 at 6:42 pm #

    Well Devo pretty much provides all the good ones:

    “Whip it, whip it good…”

    “Are we not men? We are DEVO”

    “What’s round on the ends and high in the middle? O-hi-O!”

  6. Phyllis June 26, 2010 at 6:49 pm #

    “I’ve got an an Uncontrollabel Urge

  7. redsquid June 26, 2010 at 7:21 pm #

    The new Scrabble Body Board Paris Hilton edition is the perfect size for children! Coming soon: the Heidi Montag Bangin’ Bosoms Board for expert wordsmiths who need more real estate.

  8. Miss Cavendish June 28, 2010 at 9:34 pm #

    The happy lull before the final letters “I” and “D” are stitched onto Paris’s tube top.

  9. Rebekah July 2, 2010 at 12:49 pm #

    For some reason, I can’t help but to start humming a certain Alanis Morrissette song when I see that picture – “isn’t it ironic, dontcha think….”

  10. Suzanne July 31, 2010 at 9:03 am #

    OMG, I think I like dislocated my pelvis when I fell in this flower pot!