Friday Caption Contest Results: Keira Knightly Edition

August 14, 2010 in Booze, Caption Contest, Kiera Knightley with Comments Off on Friday Caption Contest Results: Keira Knightly Edition

Time to announce the winner of our Kaption Keira Kontest:

LONDON - JUNE 19: (UK TABLOIDS NEWSPAPERS OUT) Actress Keira Knightly arrives at the Private VIP Party for the 'Edge of Love', at the Berkley Hotel June 19, 2008 in London, England. (Photo by Dave Hogan/Getty Images)

renalfailure Says:
August 7th, 2010 at 12:44 pm

The Cloverfield monster goes to a debutante ball.

As always, congratulations and imaginary swag to our winner. For fearlessly comparing one of our age’s great beauties with an unspeakable abomination from the stars he wins this fantastic, and entirely virtual, prize: the wicked and deadly FMOM Industries Wave Disrupter Gun from Dr. Grordbort’s Infallible Aether Oscillators. Yes, this actually exists, although its effect on British starlets is as yet unknown: