God help us. Fortunately, two brave souls took on this travesty and we have a winner!
Jarrah October 21, 2012 at 7:38 pm
She had the pants. Now she just needed to track down the hat to complete her Sexy Mountie Halloween costume.
Congratulations and lashings of imaginary swag to winner and first-time entrant Jarrah! For the hypothetical presentation of the virtual trophy, we select this 14Ky Canada Maple Leaf Charm and a date with Ryan Reynolds. Congratulations on manifesting your own destiny!