Friday Caption Contest Results: KISSimmons Edition

Apparently Dear Richard has taken to wearing fancy dress around LA in a successful effort to garner paparazzi photos. The poor man. Well, it’s a Kardashian world; can you blame this formerly-dignified figure for pandering, slightly? We honoured him with our best captions, and now it’s time to announce the winner.

Richard Simmons has had a makeover

Pete Howorth August 10, 2012 at 8:39 am #

My mother, ready for a night at the bingo.

Supercongrats to first-time winner Pete! What imaginary swag shall we hypothetically present to our virtual champion? There can be only one (choice).Authentic KISS Destroyer Boots!!