Friday Caption Contest Results: Norwegian Curling Pants Edition

It’s hard to imagine any remark which would be as memorable as the pants themselves (the true Olympic breakout stars, Johnny “Fierce” Weir notwithstanding) but our intrepid captioners gave it their best shot. Please insert appropriate curling metaphor here, because I don’t know any. So, let’s pick out the “bon”-est spiel and award it the prize.

Congratulations and imaginary swag to Ian! Our imaginary swag for this week:

Yes, what else but the totally stylin’ Dixie golf pant, otherwise known as the Norwegian Curling Pant? Wear them with pride, or at least with shades to cut the glare.

Everybody SING!