Friday Caption Contest Results: Olympic Edition

It’s time to choose a winner in our Royal Purple Olympics caption contest! Thanks for a grape effort, everyone!

Purple. Puuuuuurple.

Purple. Puuuuuurple.


June 3, 2012 at 6:56 am #

“Take me to your wine press.”

Congratulations and imaginary swag to Desideria. Imagine all the grapes they could stomp with those heinous rocker wedge shoes of theirs! And if you had to look like that all day for work, couldn’t you just kill a liter of Chardonnay when the whistle blows? For her imaginary swag of hypothetical glory, we present this much-better-dressed
Picasso Print: Sculpture of a Young Man with Goblet
from the British Museum.

Picasso Print: Sculpture of a Young Man with Goblet

2 Responses to “Friday Caption Contest Results: Olympic Edition”

  1. Desideria June 6, 2012 at 11:51 pm #


  2. Rich June 7, 2012 at 6:18 pm #

    I am so disappointed with the Olympic volunteer uniforms! They look like the uniforms from Sainsbury’s supermarket! #Yuck.