Friday Caption Contest Results: Paris Hilton Edition

July 4, 2010 in Caption Contest, Celebrity, Paris Hilton with Comments Off

Don’t forget our Caption Contest for this week, featuring Travis Barker and his brood.

And now, to our winner of this week:

redsquid Says:
June 26th, 2010 at 7:21 pm

The new Scrabble Body Board Paris Hilton edition is the perfect size for children! Coming soon: the Heidi Montag Bangin’ Bosoms Board for expert wordsmiths who need more real estate.

Congratulations and imaginary swag to redsquid! And I’ll have you know the results of this contest was not at ALL swayed by my notorious fondness for the tentacular. To redsquid we hypothetically present the fabulous and virtual Galleria Paris Umbrella, with the bonus, brain-curdlingly-titled book “On Paris,” by Ernest Hemingway.