Friday Caption Contest Results: Richard Simmons is the new Esther Williams Edition

It’s time to just jump in the deep end and start announcing the winners of our Caption Contests. We’ve got a few to catch up on, so we’ll lead off with our Purple Princeling, the ever-elegant Richard Simmons.

Richard Simmons in the swim

Richard Simmons in the swim

G-dog
October 14, 2013 at 9:36 pm  #

A clear case of spandex poisoning.

Congratulations and imaginary swag to first-time entrant, first-time winner G-dog! And to our talented and lucky winner we will virtually award this magnificent, and completely hypothetical swag:

a super-swanky Spa-N-A-Box Portable Hot Tub! Because you just never know when you might need to get hot and wet with someone you just met in the parking lot at Zumba, right Richard?

Spa n a box

2 Responses to “Friday Caption Contest Results: Richard Simmons is the new Esther Williams Edition”

  1. Blair Smith October 24, 2013 at 1:37 am #

    speechless. will have nightmares. thanks.

  2. raincoaster October 29, 2013 at 1:13 am #

    I’m here for you!