Friday Caption Contest Results: Richard Simmons is the new Esther Williams Edition
It’s time to just jump in the deep end and start announcing the winners of our Caption Contests. We’ve got a few to catch up on, so we’ll lead off with our Purple Princeling, the ever-elegant Richard Simmons.
G-dog
October 14, 2013 at 9:36 pm #
A clear case of spandex poisoning.
Congratulations and imaginary swag to first-time entrant, first-time winner G-dog! And to our talented and lucky winner we will virtually award this magnificent, and completely hypothetical swag:
a super-swanky Spa-N-A-Box Portable Hot Tub! Because you just never know when you might need to get hot and wet with someone you just met in the parking lot at Zumba, right Richard?
speechless. will have nightmares. thanks.
I’m here for you!