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Friday Caption Contest Results: Roundup Edition | Ayyyy!

Friday Caption Contest Results: Roundup Edition

Don’t forget to enter our current cravatian caption contest! Win undying fame and valuable, completely imaginary prizes!

Catching up on the caption contests from oldest to newest, we have the dolorous Dorothy Parker, downcast at news her beloved Algonquin had gone corporate.

Dolorous Dottie Parker

renalfailure Says:
September 21st, 2010 at 11:52 am

“I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane…”

Congratulations and imaginary swag to renalfailure, who I believe is a first-time winner. To him we shall present nothing less than The Complete Poems of Dorothy Parker

The Complete Poems of Dorothy Parker

Moving on, we’ve got the … uh … colourful pairing of Bootsy Collins and Tommy Davison, to change the mood a little.

ATLANTA - NOVEMBER 03:  Comedian Tommy Davison and Musician Bootsy Collins attend the 2009 Soul Train Awards at the Georgia World Congress Center on November 3, 2009 in Atlanta, Georgia.  (Photo by Rick Diamond/Getty Images)

archiearchive Says:
September 27th, 2010 at 8:09 pm

I hope we are doing this in the right sequince

It’s not the first time Archie’s puns have brought him blog glory and imaginary riches. To him, we award the imaginary glory of the hypothetical possession of this all-too-real bling phone, with a price tag of a mere £5million or so.



And finally, we present the winner of last week’s caption contest: the Shadow of a Superstar Edition:

Tom Cruise's shadow is actually quite short

Manolo the Shoeblogger Says:
October 9th, 2010 at 12:45 pm

Finally, Tom Cruise has achieved the Operating Thetan Level One Million!

Yeah, yeah, he signs my paycheques, but I defy you not to give it to The Boss this week! For his hypothetical prize, we’ll award him … hmmm, this is like figuring out what to give the boss for Christmas. Well, we know he likes shoes, but I’m not about to pick out a pair for the world’s top shoeblogger, in case the website gets hacked and someone puts up Crocs in their stead (in related news, if you enjoy cheap laughs, DO cruise through Ed Hardy at Zappos.com). Instead, we’ll offer this impeccable Ferrari 365 GTS/4 Daytona Spider, and not JUST because we’re buttering him up.

Although mostly.

I'll have one myself, if the Car Fairy is listening

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