Friday Caption Contest Results: SJP Unfortunate Headgear Edition

Well, after languishing in my tepid dungeon of an apartment with the flu for two weeks, this was a great welcome back. Lots of great captions; it seems there’s nobody who doesn’t want to hate on SJP and her stupid headgear. But, as always, there can be only one winner, and here it is:

SJP WTF

Emerson
November 16, 2012 at 9:03 pm #

I had A LOT of good times with my dignity. Great times. But you gotta move on, you know?

Congratulations and imaginary swag to first time entrant, first time winner Emerson. And what fabulous imaginary swag shall we hypothetically present? How about a platinum and diamond Mickey Mouse bracelet (yes, this exists)? I don’t know what’s so Mickey Mouse about a six thousand dollar price tag, but then again, the House of the Mouse did earn a billion dollars every three months last year.

Disney Ring

Disney Ring

7 Responses to “Friday Caption Contest Results: SJP Unfortunate Headgear Edition”

  1. Emerson November 20, 2012 at 10:41 pm #

    Flattered and deeply honored.

    I couldn’t have done it without whatever the fuck happened to Sarah Jessica Parker. And God.