Friday Caption Contest: Salma in Distress Edition

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Salma Hayek and a fireman

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Pandy Monium October 13, 2012 at 1:20 am #

Who knew tokin’ a spliff back here would make so much smoke!
Max October 13, 2012 at 6:30 am #

I ordered the cute fireman, damn it, do you think these fishnets were easy to get into?
Natalie Anne Lanoville October 13, 2012 at 9:18 pm #

What, another ticket? How many times do I have to tell you? It’s NOT my FAULT that I’m SMOKING.

Ayyyy!