Friday Caption Contest: SJP’s Headthing Edition

Words, my friends: they fail me. If they don’t fail you, put them in the comments and perhaps win fabulous imaginary prizes!

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8 Responses to “Friday Caption Contest: SJP’s Headthing Edition”

  1. Rhea Pollstry May 28, 2010 at 6:00 pm #

    Actress admits to improvising hat with hot glue, pubic hair and cum droplets.

  2. Rhea Pollstry May 28, 2010 at 6:03 pm #

    Ms. Parker takes a break from cleaning the gulf oil spill with her head and attends a movie premier.

  3. Gabriel... May 28, 2010 at 6:14 pm #

    Facial sandblasting causes rising smoke on poorly aged loser of 1984 Kentucky Derby

  4. Cathy Browne May 28, 2010 at 6:20 pm #

    Looks like the work of a kamikaze bat to me…that little critter blowed up real good:-)

  5. Frontier Former Editor May 28, 2010 at 10:14 pm #

    ‘Mr Big and I are usually pretty quiet in bed, but we started using KY Intense and . . . . .”

  6. Mr. Henry May 30, 2010 at 10:47 am #

    The Nebula Galaxy appears to be exerting gravitational pull on a single, fading star.

  7. gemdiva June 3, 2010 at 7:47 pm #

    Ha! Let’s see Gaga top this!

  8. Amy June 4, 2010 at 4:35 am #

    Actress admits to improvising hat with hot glue, pubic hair and cum droplets.