Friday Caption Contest: Snooki Edition

Oh my. Today the hunting was particularly good, and I was just about to do a caption contest featuring an exhibitionistic Gwyneth Paltrow, when I saw this beaut. How, I ask yez, could I even consider any other image? The perfection of this image of Snooki from The Jersey Shore reading The 48 Laws of Power is unmatched, and surely an omen…in the Damian sense. Do your worst!

Snooki can read! Who knew?

Snooki can read! Who knew?

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7 Responses to “Friday Caption Contest: Snooki Edition”

  1. Frontier Former Editor September 10, 2010 at 1:42 pm #

    “Chapter three, how to channel a fat Cher . . . .”

  2. igirl99 September 10, 2010 at 1:50 pm #

    The Rocking Horse Loser.

  3. Frontier Former Editor September 10, 2010 at 2:50 pm #

    I defer to igirl99 – especially with a delicious D.H. Lawrence backhand!

  4. raincoaster September 10, 2010 at 11:39 pm #

    Yeah, I may have to steal that for Lolebrity!

  5. Rob J September 13, 2010 at 10:49 am #

    “There was a 5th Horseman of the apocalypse …”

  6. raincoaster September 13, 2010 at 11:40 am #

    Oooh, good one, Rob.

  7. renalfailure September 15, 2010 at 3:23 pm #

    First you get the wookie boots and the skin cancer tan, then you get the power… and then you get the horsey!