Friday Caption Contest: Snooki Edition
Oh my. Today the hunting was particularly good, and I was just about to do a caption contest featuring an exhibitionistic Gwyneth Paltrow, when I saw this beaut. How, I ask yez, could I even consider any other image? The perfection of this image of Snooki from The Jersey Shore reading The 48 Laws of Power
is unmatched, and surely an omen…in the Damian sense. Do your worst!











“Chapter three, how to channel a fat Cher . . . .”
The Rocking Horse Loser.
I defer to igirl99 – especially with a delicious D.H. Lawrence backhand!
Yeah, I may have to steal that for Lolebrity!
“There was a 5th Horseman of the apocalypse …”
Oooh, good one, Rob.
First you get the wookie boots and the skin cancer tan, then you get the power… and then you get the horsey!