From the mouths of celebrities

Cher on her financial situation:

“Oh, I always think I’m going to be a bag lady,” she said. “When Sonny and I were really famous in the beginning, I remember going out and buying two electric frying pans. He said, ‘What are you doing with that?’ I went, ‘Well I’m just saving one in the box in case.’”

Well it seems that day may have finally arrived, and I hope you picked up some extra bin liners during your nightly forage just in case somebody decides to trip or stand all over your easily perforated train.