From the mouths of celebrities

Madonna on developing a softer touch:

“I think I’ve been honing and finessing my feminine side. “I’ve always been very comfortable with my masculine side – the confidence, the ballsiness. I’ve learnt to be more pliant, more vulnerable – and to be comfortable with that.”

Now all you need are some of those pastel floral butterfly sleeved things with lace trim to cleverly camouflage the fact that you benchpress more than the Incredible Hulk and you’re home free!

Our lady of the blessed biceps

5 Responses to “From the mouths of celebrities”

  1. celebaddict April 2, 2008 at 12:04 pm #

    I wish I had big guns like that, she looks ……. hard! Guess Guy Ritchie’s influence has rubbed off on her?

  2. frumpiefox April 2, 2008 at 12:11 pm #

    Madonna–simultaneous re-enforcer of outdated gender stereotypes AND gender bender! Please, England, lock her in one of your plentiful towers and throw away the key.

  3. Jennie April 2, 2008 at 12:19 pm #

    OMG! Please give me the discipline to get those muscles! I know this isn’t a popular belief but Madonna RULZ!!! She has always celebrated the strength and freedom of women. It’s the Kabala thing that freaks me out….

  4. raincoaster April 2, 2008 at 9:58 pm #

    I just wish she’d STFU and stop saying “oh, it’s all yoga.” Sure it is. And you wake up looking like you do on the cover of Vanity Fair.

  5. jvon April 3, 2008 at 6:59 pm #

    Yes, yoga and “vitamin” injections.