From the mouths of celebrities
Christina Ricci on being dirt-free:
“I’m a clean freak. I get really excited when things are clean, and I love sorting stuff. I love folding laundry in front of the television.”
Well then, it must been quite difficult to muster up the enthusiasm for this photo shoot without imagining your pristine body sprawled against some sexy protective plastic covers.

Her leg looks like it’s attached like a Barbi leg. It’s creepy–either she’s got some serious anatomical issues or someone went a little nuts with the Photoshop. Either way, ick.
And she looks like she’s trying to have as little contact as possible with that vintage vinyl.
Phyllis, I’d be lifting too if I only had butt floss between me & the vinyl of the ages.