From the mouths of celebrities

Kate Hudson on her son’s predilection for disrobing the opposite sex with his pudgy little hands:

“I’m working on trying to get him off being interested in female parts. He thinks it’s hilarious when he pulls off my shirt. It’s started – the interest in boobies.”

Well that goes some way towards explaining the dress below.  When confronted with an overly curious toddler, bombard him with a relentless barrage of colours and shapes. He will get very easily confused like that, thus laying the groundwork for his adult dating years.