From the mouths of celebrities
Joaquin Phoenix on his unexpected retirement from acting:
“It’s like greener pastures, you know what I mean?” Phoenix said Saturday. “And so, I’m just going to try and like, I’ll just be doing the other thing. … Hopefully, I will emotionally impact you with that, as well.”
Yes we will surely keep an eye out for him in our rearview mirrors as he goes careening down the highway of life, with the wind in his scruffy Neanderthal hair and his primal screams echoing into crisp mountain air.
He’s doing the whole Jim Morrison thing, except skipping the part where he was a talented musician before turning into a Yeti.