From the mouths of celebrities

Eva Longoria Parker on modelling for Bebe Sport:
I used to be an aerobics instructor so I really know what works well for that type of activity. I love how stylish and comfortable the collection is.
Like a leather catsuit and stiletto heels? Oh Eva, we have steaming bucketloads to learn from you in the area of cardiovascular fitness.
Why is the default expression in fashion ads stupified? She looks like she just had a lobotomy. Is looking stupid part of looking good?
It all depends what you mean by “that type of activity.”
Is Madame Tussaud’s missing its Eva wax statue? Either that or it’s the new blow-up plastic Eva aerobics doll. Girlfriend’s face is oddly blank and shiny.
KINDA ATTRACTIVE, NOT BAD.