My lovely colleague raincoaster has been temporarily sidelined. So I am stepping in to fill some very large, albeit gin-soaked, shoes. Unfortunately, I lack raincoaster’s Assange/alcohol/Viggo obsessions, but hopefully she will be back sooner rather than later.
Today I present alleged singer Porcelain Black, fresh from the BET awards.
Hon, you know you’ve got problems when a 3 year old rocks the cone bra better than you do.