Gerard Depardieu, musing over fantasy job
Gerard often indulged himself in fancyings of being Europe’s most notorious cat burglar. He imagined nimbly plucking exorbitant jewels from the necks of unsuspecting beauties, maybe even allowing himself a quiet smile at their cries of despair upon the discovery of such brazen theft. Yes, one day those pudgy little sausage fingers would wreak havoc at the highest levels of celebrity.
Wow. When did he turn into Oswald Cobblepot?