Get a handle on it, Gwyneth!

If Alaia weren't already dead, this would kill him off

If Alaia weren't already (at least "career")dead, this would kill him off

It was sweet of Gwynnie to try to save her corporate puppet-masters some dosh by doing her own makeup, but she really shouldn’t have done it with her thumbs just to prove she could. Also, I’m relatively sure that when Baume&Mercier signed her, they expected her to show up in something more attractive than pink wifebeater with Vegas Novelty Hooker Bottoms. Seriously, has Alaia been kidnapped and replaced with some spangly reject from Juicy Couture?

2 Responses to “Get a handle on it, Gwyneth!”

  1. Jennie January 20, 2011 at 10:40 pm #

    She was soooo busy writing the time saving article on GOOP about finding fishmongers that deliver and combining facials with mani-pedis for working moms that she forgot to consult the working mom’s BFF the personal stylist.

  2. raincoaster January 21, 2011 at 5:23 am #

    Hating on Goopy just never gets old.