Monstrous flower goes on Sex and the City rampage

When the producers rounded up the whole gang for the Sex and the City movie, they even managed to include that dreaded floral monstrosity that plagued all the accessories stores during the show’s heyday. Now it’s back, and bigger than ever before. Carrie better be feeding that thing regularly or else it could start snacking on her during the night like so:

How is touting a big-@– flower on your person any better than wearing a scrunchie in your hair?
They’re remaking Day of the Triffids?
Seymour!!!! FEED ME!!!!!
I like the flower!!!
In the last scene of Sex and the City, the movie, Samantha was wearing a nude, crystal covered short dress when the girls and her are having their cosmos. If someone knows which designer had made that dress, please let me know.