Giant on the Loose In NYC! Accessorized Like a 5th Grade Girl!
Reports are coming in slowly, but it is rumored that the giant is angry and prone to throwing massive hair scrunchies at marginally talented actresses.
We have not yet been able to confirm reports that earlier today Kim Cattrall was taken out by a six-foot slap bracelet.
Does anyone remember the scrunchie episode? How no real New Yorker would ever wear one? I guess it’s just a matter of size and location…..