Giorgio Armani, eccentric inventor

This belly I think, is empty

There has to be a better way thought Giorgio Armani to himself.  Something that didn’t require him to go around manhandling every female celebrity of childbearing age to see whether they should be recruited into his posse of Armani Mamas.

So he mulled it over long and hard, sketching and stitching and fussing and churning out several failed prototypes until voila! The Baby Bump Detector was born. Like the Model T Ford, it comes only in black, of course.

Negative result!Not yet an Armani Mama

2 Responses to “Giorgio Armani, eccentric inventor”

  1. Francesca January 24, 2008 at 9:26 pm #

    Someone get that girl a sandwich.

  2. sandy@mode de April 4, 2010 at 6:55 am #

    I think it was a good decision from Armani to work with Megan Fox instead of Victoria Beckham. Victoria was just way to skinny.