There has to be a better way thought Giorgio Armani to himself. Something that didn’t require him to go around manhandling every female celebrity of childbearing age to see whether they should be recruited into his posse of Armani Mamas.
So he mulled it over long and hard, sketching and stitching and fussing and churning out several failed prototypes until voila! The Baby Bump Detector was born. Like the Model T Ford, it comes only in black, of course.