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Grapefruit Tofu Smoothie Bitter Links | Ayyyy!

Grapefruit Tofu Smoothie Bitter Links

All I can say is, I’d better damn well be losing weight. Tofu, people! I’m consuming tofu! Of my own free will!

Has it come to this?

Katy Perry kissed a girl and broke a mirror (Websters)

Are Ellen and Josh the new Kiki and Herb? (TenGossip)(raincoaster)

Kate Hudson recycles (ASL)

Courtney Love, put that back where it belongs! (SeriouslyOMG)

Courtney’s sandblasting not party-resistant (PopBytes)

Unicorn chaser: Tiger Woods is a daddy again (WizbangPop)

Beyonce hates her feet? (UKPopSugar)

The Rihanna/Chris Brown lesson (EvilBeet)

ARoid (CandyKirby)

SJP goes dark (JustJared)

Brace yourself for Fantasia (IBBB)

I dream of … Maiysha? (GoFugYourself)

Kate Winslet worships her bum (GabbyBabble)

It’s Jennifer Aniston’s party and she’ll cry if she wants to (HolyMoly)

Madonna reenacts the Pieta (Defamer)

Kate Moss has met her Evil Understudy (AgentBedhead)

Britney burgled? (CeleBitchy)

Do you think any of these people could hold down a real job? (CelebritySmack)

2 Responses to “Grapefruit Tofu Smoothie Bitter Links”

  1. khazar February 14, 2009 at 5:42 am #

    That guy with Madonna looks like he’s ashamed to have fallen this low. He likes the money, but hates himself for doing it. He’s probably only doing this to save his little sister or something. One day they’ll find him on the floor, bottles of booze & pills strewn around, and a suicide note pinned to the bed. Maybe the Olsen twins will own his apartment, too. They can send his family a nice gift basket stuffed with Madonna CDs.

  2. raincoaster February 14, 2009 at 6:16 am #

    Are you kidding? He’s got his name tattooed on his back! There’s only one reason anyone would do that; they figure at some point police will need help identifying the body. He’s on to her and is protecting himself, obviously. If something happens to Jesus, it won’t be an accident!