Gwyneth Paltrow, gets through airport security faster

A sneak peek before the main show

It’s like we all woke up one day and developed the power to see through Gwyneth Paltrow’s clothes.  With designs like these, who needs those new-fangled X-ray scanning machines?

4 Responses to “Gwyneth Paltrow, gets through airport security faster”

  1. Daruma November 5, 2008 at 12:10 pm #

    I so don’t get why she is wearing what she is wearing. She’s so beautiful, yet she wears things even Björk would consider weird, and I won’t say a word about her shoes.

  2. Lilly Munster November 6, 2008 at 12:43 am #

    “She wears things even Bjork would consider weird” – Daruma, that statement is extremely funny (and so true)

  3. raincoaster November 6, 2008 at 5:44 am #

    I think she’s morphing into a burlesque version of Barbara Eden without the sense of humour.

  4. misscherrysez November 7, 2008 at 6:31 pm #

    Okay, but WHY the white panties underneath? Why not a nude thong, or a sticky crotch thing that will allow you to be mostly pantiless and skip the lines, without leaving your snail-trail everywere? This just looks like she left her stylist at home. Otherwise, i LIKE the dress and think its a cool concept.