Gwyneth Paltrow in The Karate Kid?

BEVERLY HILLS, CA - OCTOBER 18: (L-R) Honorees Gwyneth Paltrow in Calvin Klein Collection, honorees Diane Keaton and Hilary Swank and host Adam Shankman in Calvin Klein Collection seen onstage at ELLE's 17th Annual Women in Hollywood Tribute at The Four Seasons Hotel on October 18, 2010 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Todd Williamson/Getty Images For Elle Magazine)

Highly competitive actress Gwyneth Paltrow, pictured here at the Women in Hollywood tribute, leaned in and grabbed rival Hilary Swank, prior to powerfully flipping her coiffure-over-couture, as Swank begged for mercy. After that, she shotgunned a double vegan Apple Karate cocktail and proceeded to wipe the floor with poor Diane Keaton.

No stuffed animal would DARE do this to Gwyneth! (raincoaster)
Can’t you just see her doing this for little Moses? And little Chris? (Ayyyy)
Having Ms Paltrow for dinner? Try a gin marinade (ManoloFood)
Gwyneth wouldn’t be caught DEAD in that! (Lolebrity)
Another ice princess loses her prince (CelebrityBeehive)
Gwyneth Paltrow’s hard knock life
(AgentBedhead)
Look, Gwyneth Paltrow’s sex life is none of our business (BusyBeeBlogger)
The only woman standing between Gwyneth Paltrow and her greatest dream (CeleBitchy)
Meanwhile, Gwyneth’s trashy alter personality lurks in LA (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Charlie Sheen’s night of debauchery in Gwyneth’s old room (CityRag)
Gwyneth only WISHES she looked this good (GirlsTalkingSmack)
Get your Goop on when you win these appliances (HaveUHeard)
Is this PattinClone good enough for Gwyneth? (INeedMyFix)

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