Heard at the zoo
“In the case of this redneck’s five-month old joey, you are….NOT the father!”
“I KNEW IT!!! I KNEW IT!!! *does cartwheels* I knew that ho had been sleepin’ around! Dat baby dun look nuthin’ like me!”
“NOOOOOOO!!! *rolls into fetal position* NOOOOO!!!! I was 1327% sure he was my baby daddy!”
I had to re-read this a few times. It’s obviously an American in-joke. Or any other country with rampart racism.
*crowd hoots*, “hey girl, you gotta learn how to shut yer laigs!!!”
Hey Zyn, you’re ignorance is showing…
ram•part /ˈræmpɑrt, -pərt/ –noun 1. Fortification. a. a broad elevation or mound of earth raised as a fortification around a place and usually capped with a stone or earth parapet
It’s tough to be ‘racists’ about a mound of dirt. I think the word you were looking for was rampant.
Also, ‘rednecks’ are generally of the white persuasion and yes, it is somewhat of an in-joke at least to those of us who skip right on by Springer and Montel on the TV.
Gotta love the knee-jerk anti-Americanism though.
Well, I’ve never met an American who was anti-rampart. They’re all huge fans of that Seventies classic “Emergency.”
Oh yes. I plead guilty to committing a gross spelling error. Though it did give you some ammo to play with. And touched a nerve by the looks of it.
Oh Dear! Bless your Heart! (southern for K— my A–) This is what happens when non trash tries to talk trash. Zyn, tuck in the P. C. mode and just enjoy the Jerry Springer moment….
OH!!! By the way…Bless your Heart has many meanings depending on the circumstances….. Most are very derogatory… including F— Y– , Go to H— ,
Bite me B—– , etc…..
My favorite is Bless your Heart! Did you make it yourself or buy it at K—-?
dude, in this country even rednecks make redneck jokes. They’re famous for it, actually. I don’t think it counts as racism when it’s white people making jokes about other white people.