Heather Locklear, stirring up trouble
There she goes again, flashing up gang signs in support of the Trout Pouts. Gosh I hope this isn’t going to set off another gang war with the Wonky Boobs. All that collagen and silicon spilling everywhere and making a slippery mess of the sidewalks. It just won’t be safe to walk the streets at all!
If that’s true, Denise Richards is gonna need DOUBLE the alimony!