Heather Mills and a Giant Anthropomorphic Duck: Because I CARE

I would gladly eat one of their fatted livers seared on a bed of Swiss chard.  Guess which one? Not that one.

stumped?

2 Responses to “Heather Mills and a Giant Anthropomorphic Duck: Because I CARE”

  1. Jennie May 20, 2008 at 9:50 pm #

    The one may contribute to high cholesterol, but will also give one extra nice pillows. The other will contribute to congestive heart failure, the visitation of 3 spirits (past, present, and future), chronic acid reflux and a strong increase in the gag reflex.

  2. raincoaster May 21, 2008 at 4:43 am #

    She’s dating up again.