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Heather Mills’s Catwalk Hairballs | Ayyyy!

Heather Mills’s Catwalk Hairballs

Oh my, Heather Mills’s new line of “recycled” clothing isn’t pretty. It looks, in fact, like something the cat dragged in…from the bins out behind the local bordello. Behold…

Heather Mills clothes line shown at Celebrity Catwalk in Hollywood.

This jumpsuit? Had the front row shouting “Jump! Jump!”

Heather Mills clothes line shown at Celebrity Catwalk in Hollywood.

Girl, you can work it as fiercely as you want; it ain’t gonna work.

Heather Mills clothes line shown at Celebrity Catwalk in Hollywood.

Formal shorts have met their match: tuxedo manpris.

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In fact, this collection brought joy to only one viewer on Earth:

Stella McCartney at The Corner in Berlin, Germany

3 Responses to “Heather Mills’s Catwalk Hairballs”

  1. wildflower August 31, 2009 at 2:04 pm #

    I love her models, though. I’m not sure if it’s just the angle, but they all look normal human-being sized!

  2. raincoaster August 31, 2009 at 10:24 pm #

    They are terrific models, and they are doing their level best, especially the redhead. But the clothes! They are epic fail.

  3. wondertrash September 5, 2009 at 5:29 pm #

    ‘eyesore’ would be putting it kindly.