Help me understaaand

For the love of god people, use your knitting needles for good, not evil like this

I am really really stumped on this one. You could say, more stumped than Miss Teen South Carolina (during question time) and Jessica Simpson (generally) put together. 

I looked up this young lady’s name Dominika Wolski on IMDB and Wikipedia and a bunch of other websites, and NOWHERE does it say that she is (a) into competitive cycling; (b) a bit of a dance-aholic; or (c) prone to hypothermia.  What? What am I missing here?

2 Responses to “Help me understaaand”

  1. Jennie September 28, 2007 at 10:03 am #

    It is the result of a terrible tanning bed accident! The bandages will be removed when the burns finally heal…

  2. daisyj. September 28, 2007 at 1:27 pm #

    I think you’re being awfully harsh on a poor girl who has no hands. Do you think it’s easy, pulling on leg warmers with your stumps?